Just Win

"Why do hockey players cuss so much?" - Thomas
"Yaknow.  Because they are just like 'WIN WIN WIN!'" - Cooper
"Well, why don't they just win?"  - Thomas

TM

"I hate this orange!  It is my enemy!" - Cooper
"Hey, you stole my phrase!" - Thomas
"Well, you didn't TM it yet!" - Cooper

Approved

We survived Christmas.  Thomas and Cooper give it a thumbs up!

Hope everyone had a great holiday.  The boys were on vacation, but they are back and ready to amuse us.  Prepare for greatness.

Combined

"I can't whistle." - Thomas
"I can't snap." - Cooper
"We need to combine forces!" - Thomas

Dogs

"You know what's weird?  Dogs don't have body wash.  They just use shampoo on their whole body." - Cooper

Uh oh

"My hands are getting bored!" - Thomas

Goofy

Busy

Sincerly

Groupon

"Maybe we should go to A&W sometime this summer." - Me

"Yeah, maybe they'll have a Groupon!" - Thomas

Good twin, evil twin.

Enemy Orange

"I hate this orange. It is my worst enemy! I don't even know why I'm eating this, I want to throw it in the garbage." -Thomas

Oatmeal

"Thomas has no appreciation for oatmeal!" -Cooper