Go!

"OK, 1-2-3 crazy faces GO!" - Jonah

Hobbits

"Man, you guys eat so much cereal!  How do you eat so much for breakfast?" - Me

"You forgot about second breakfast!" - Thomas

"Yeah, me and Thomas are a couple of little Hobbits."  - Cooper

Sale

Sooned

Mom, I want to get a haircut. - Cooper

Ok, not today.  But soon. - Me

When? - Cooper

I don't know.  Soon. - Me

Dude.  You just got sooned. - Thomas

All Night

Can we try and stay up all night? - Cooper

OK, why do you want to stay up all night? - Me

We're trying to practice for the zombie apocalypse! - Cooper

Valentine

Brown

Shopping for hair dye at Target.

"What does it matter?  They're all brown.  Brown, brown, brown.  Why don't you just get brown?"  - Cooper

Spicy

"I want a nickname.   Call me Honey Dijon Mustard." - Thomas
"What should Cooper's nickname be?" - Me
"Spicy Honey Dijon Mustard!" - Cooper

Funky

"I assume that the world is funky." - Thomas
"Never make assumptions!" - Cooper

Lame

"Sometimes I think the world hates me.
Like when I get a really lame fortune cookie."  - Thomas

Invisible

"Why won't you play with me?" - Thomas
"I will, as soon as I'm finished scratching my invisible moustache."  - Cooper