Brown

Shopping for hair dye at Target.

"What does it matter?  They're all brown.  Brown, brown, brown.  Why don't you just get brown?"  - Cooper

Spicy

"I want a nickname.   Call me Honey Dijon Mustard." - Thomas
"What should Cooper's nickname be?" - Me
"Spicy Honey Dijon Mustard!" - Cooper

Funky

"I assume that the world is funky." - Thomas
"Never make assumptions!" - Cooper

Lame

"Sometimes I think the world hates me.
Like when I get a really lame fortune cookie."  - Thomas

Invisible

"Why won't you play with me?" - Thomas
"I will, as soon as I'm finished scratching my invisible moustache."  - Cooper